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That must hurt for real, but you can't say that he didn't warned him...
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All hail Croc, the new king of England!
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Today we learned how to min-max summon natural ally I. Please like and subscribe for more contents like this.
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MAGIC ARMS
Level: 1
Casting Time: 1 Action
Range/Area: 15 ft.
Components: V, S
Duration: Concentration
School: Evocation
Attack/Save: Melee
Damage/Effect: Force
A spectral, floating couple of arms appears right above the caster. The arms move with you and vanishs if you cast this spell again.
When
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This page could've been much more messy if that single perception check had failed.
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If you get the K6BD reference you get 1.000 reader points.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, do yourself a favor and go to read it.
You're welcome
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Paladins and colossal zombies are natural enemies, like paladins and red dragons, or paladins and demons, or paladins and paladins.
Damned paladins they always ruin everything cool about this game!
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"Are you trying to mock me?"
"What? no!"
"THAT"S ENOUGH, YOU ASKED FOR IT"
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The psycological toll of being swallowed two times in a day must be really hard to manage, especially after knowing how he got out of the zombie's stomach.
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"Exactly, why do we keep inviting him with us?"
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The above scene in the tabletop experience is summarized in "okay, roll for initiative"
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Damn I love so much that film, I think I watched it like a thousand times at least...
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uh-oh... evil is back as well
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tee-hee
poop
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Believe me or not, but this page has been banned from webtoons for nudity.
I'm not kidding... I consider this a badge of honor.
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I can't believe you can do such a thing to a dead companion's body in a real game, but you can.
Chapter 6 - The Reckoning
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uhm.... game over I guess?
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"PARRY THIS ONE!"
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This is a little crossover from dark souls fantasy, but there is no problem as nobody reads this comic anyway... right?
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You get 897346 damage of disgusting damage.
You die.
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whatever
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I ask myself why I don't always make CROC talk in images like that, I find it super cute!
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And this is only the stomach! you don't really want to see what's next
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Tell me what you want but this is still a more interesting dialogue than most evil-vs-good ones you can find on other stories.
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Nothing strenghten your arguments better than a rock thrown in the teeth of your opponent.
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CHANGE OF STYLE there we go!
(this is the first panel I've drawn on my ipad + procreate setup)
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I love the way the rock smashes under the weight of the monster's fist.
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how rude!
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What's the duration of the resilient sphere spell again?
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Every time I cast fireball I stand up and scream "FIREBALL IN YOUR FACE"
Then I proceed to roll an embarassing low amount of damage.
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Once you pull the boss, you have to fight it
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This actually happened in one of our DND campaign. A fucking colossal zombie behind a door.
This is how I pictured it in my mind.
Chapter 5 - BBEG
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TRIVIA: What happens if you cast speak with dead on a beheaded body?
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This is in a nutshell what all RPGs are about
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That sword throw must be painful
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Can somebody recognize that helm?
OH YEAH BABY, IT'S THE HELM OF WRATH!
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Those orcs were definetly minding their own orc businesses
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PWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ZZAPPpP
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Fuck your barn filled with rats
Fuck those kobold stealing your stuff
Fuck all those low level quests for losers
Now we're level 3 and we're ready to rock!!
Chapter 4 - John f*cking madden
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That would've changed everything
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Druids are like: "I can do everything anyone can do, just worse"
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Before you ask: yes, our druid used a snake animal companion as a belt...
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"no Frank: druids are like demented wizards that got lost in the woods"
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Hard munchkin vibes here
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HAH I eat fire damage at breakfast!
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FIREBALL IN YOUR FACE, LOSER!!!
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'tis but a scratch! I've got worse!
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Fight magic with ignorance
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That pesky butterfly tried to enter at least three times today, luckly I'm here...
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vengeance time!
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"I CAN CAST FIREBALL, I AM INVINCIBLE"
come straight from "the 100 things said right before dying" list
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Poor fly!
No real animal have been harmed during the creation of this comic
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easy XP
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"I want to ride the giant rat!"
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This starts looking like a 9-to-5 job
Chapter 3 - A new found power
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"yum, crunchy!"
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Where are you XP then??
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I always forget about the fight I run away from...
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Shit's about to get serious here
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I... think... I'm fine, my quest can end here I guess...
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* "Look, I'm pretty sure that druids cannot use metal stuff"
* "naah, those are the vegans!"
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* Disable traps? Summon monster I
* Sleight of hand? Charme
* Bluff? Minor Illusion
* Stealth? Invisibility
* Hide? Rope trick
* Sneak attack? Fireball
really, who needs rogues?
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That magic door looks bleak... let's add an angry golem face on the top
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"Hey!! at least it was the correct answer?!?"
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LF1M DPS last spot, good and geared group, fast clear, 5.5k gearscore min, must have achievement 10/10h, know your place, no noobs, no idiots, no hunters
and NO MORE ELVES!!!!1!
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KAMEHAMEHAAA
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I love the way that punch connects
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Add some serious epic music here
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nobody comes? why?
Chapter 2 - Dragonslayer
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All good things come to an end, eventually
...and so the first chapter of AOQTD, too!
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"...but why you're all wet, my kobold friend?"
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* eye poke!
* shocking grasp!!
* shocking poke!!!
* eye grasp!!!!
* shocking eye!!!!!
* eye-poking-shock... --ok enough, it's not funny anymore
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IT'S PVP TIME!!!
Bring popcorn!
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"It looks like my club just spilled some shit into my hand! like, some literal shit"
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
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This is the exact point where the shit hits the fan!
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I love the way both miss their own target on panel three :>
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I'm an old fuck who enjoys early 2000's memes IKR?
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AoE spells always do more harm than good to sublimate the hatred and envy of the caster classes against all the other melee peons.
Also they are designed in such a way in order to give the caster a plausible deniability.
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You basically have zero chance to receive a buff from a wizard.
After all there's a reason if I haven't rolled a cleric, right?
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CROC is by far the ugliest princess in distress I've ever had to rescue!
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Yeah, I've literally written "BIG BATTLE NOISE" because I'm a lazy fuck. sue me for that.
No, please don't sue me for real.
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Never trust when people say they met god. I've never met them.
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Life is easier if you ignore all the complex things!
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blah blah blah blah blah blablah? blah blablablah blah blah blah blah blah blablah blah blah blablah blah
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As you can see those filthy kobolds are gifted with the special qualities like:
- Bull's intelligence
- Owl's strenght
- Hare's courage
- Halitosys
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Why he hasn't kicked the giant, tho?
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* "this place is your immagination"
* "but it's all empty, sterile and cold!!"
* "...and that's why you suck"
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When the billboard says "free gold" there's almost always a trap. almost.
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This way you don't even have to chew it.
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That's how 89 damage looks like inflicted upon a critter
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Motocarota announced today that page #11 has been published in the aoqtd site! This is his comment on a press release totally made up in his own head.
"I'm really amazed by the incredible level the comic has reached"
said the "author".
"Today
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Please don't underestimate the risk of death by starvation and dehydration for unsupervisioned low-level characters.